Blount increases NFL draft status by punching Tebow in face

MOBILE, AL – Since beginning the varsity football season with a punch to the face of a Boise State player, Oregon Ducks running back LeGarrette Blount has been slowly rehabilitating his NFL draft standing with great on-field play and deferential off-field conduct. However his temper got the best of him again Sat. as he punched Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow in the face during pre-game warm ups. ‘He just would not shut up about abortion and Jesus,’ declared Blount. ‘He was provoking everyone, even his teammates. Even coach [Tony] Sparano asked me punch the kid in the mouth, so I did.’ NFL scouts were impressed. ‘Players in the NFL are not going to stand for that incessant waffle from a kid who’s most likely going to get cut,’ said Dallas Cowboys scout Tom Ciskowski,’Blount showed the leadership needed at the pro level by slapping that bitch in the lip.’ Before the punch Blount’s draft status was looking like a high 5th round pick. He is now being rated in the mid third round. TAUNTR.com